Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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