Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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