i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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