Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
