Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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