You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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