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• (334): View more from Alabama

  He had some BAD nuttage

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  Nuttage?

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  It's like cleavage......... but different

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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• (406): View more from Montana

  well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..

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  i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real

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• (925): View more from California

  so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him

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• (209): View more from California

  For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.

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