So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.