He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.