I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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