i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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