i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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