how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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