Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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