You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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