do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We got so high we made milksteak
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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