Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am spending my child support on dildos
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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