the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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