I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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