is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the day after is always just damage control
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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