So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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