Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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