A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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