I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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