He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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