Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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