so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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