you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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