I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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