trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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