the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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