I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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