If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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