My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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