Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i came on her dog
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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