So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it hurts more in the daytime
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
the gays at disneyland are vicious
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Couch. On fire.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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