I wannas sexs uuuuu
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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