What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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