HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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