i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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