Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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