i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
