Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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