Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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