last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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