If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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