Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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