It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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