seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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