her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There are leaves in my underwear?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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