he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
