doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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