so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
wow bdsm is so cute
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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