you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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