is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You ate ashes out of my bong
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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