Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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