i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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